Monday, March 17, 2008

Lip Syncing to Kelly Clarkson

haha look how bored i was driving :D






The God Warrior - Margaret Perrin

This has to be my favorite clip of reality television. Margaret is so fucking hilarious. I’d just love a t-shirt with her face on it. ;D






Thursday, March 13, 2008

Girl's Love Their Gay's

There is no way anyone could argue this one, its so true. I love Chris Crocker’s blogs. He is a pretty smart guy if you take the time to listen to him.





Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A Fat Person's Worst Nightmare. . .

So I was at work today, and I was in a pretty pissy, mood the entire day. I was overstressed and bored because we had our full store evaluation by the District Manager today. UGH! ! Anyways, I did good, I scored 100% on my evaluation. Hooray me! I told my manager she had to buy me dinner and so i’m going to make her do that tomorrow.Anyways so on to the point of this story. So I was waiting on some tables later in the night, when I noticed a bottle of ketchup sitting on a table. So like I always do, I sat on the table and proceeded to lean over to grab the bottle. When all of a sudden the table buckled and caved underneath me. Talk about embarassing. I didn’t really know what to do but laugh. haha. I looked around to see if anyone had seen me in my fat ass moment. But only one of my tables saw and they were just staring trying to hold back from laughing. I immediately went and told one of my managers Gaby. Lol For the rest of the night everyone kept calling me fat ass. Including salad bar lady Maria, whom I love to death. I"m going to take a picture of it tomorrow and post it, if they haven’t fixed it yet.

*crosses fingers*