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Gimme More Drunk Dancing

This what happens when you add me plus alcohol and throw in Britney Spears-Gimme More. ahhh crazyness

The Lap Dance Perfected

Hooray for cellphones with camera's, this is how kim is when she's drunk, thank god we had our phones.

Gossip

So I went to gossip last night, it was the first time in almost two months probably that I went. I made the huge mistake of showing up there at like 10pm, big mistake *mental note* don't do it again. No one was there except for a few of my friends from the club, i was supposed to be meeting dustin and my friends there but they decided to take a stop at a party. not fair. they got to drink and such and I didn't because I had to drive myself, boo hoo. lame! So as I got there they were still taking all the stuff down from the concert they had there earlier that night. Luckily not too long after it transformed into the club, I was able to find Carolyn She is the asian girl scared shitless in the picture. We got here to go up on stage and give the drag queen money, it seems like she will do anything. She's basically my hero. It was as funny as hell. I heart that girl hardcore. so funny she is. It was so effing hot in the club, OMG they had the doors to the outside shut off because they were still clearing the outside of all the band equipment and stuff from the concert so all the smoke and all the heat was trapped in. I was dying. I hung out with Carolyn, Kayla, and Willy most of the time. My brother jeff was there with me, it was fun, he met up with this guy kevin, whom he'd met online, turns out he smokes and my brother doesn't like that. My friend Preston knows kevin apparently, its such a small world, everyone knows everyone. how fun.. I was sad that i couldn't drink and stuff because i am so much more shy when i'm sober, i loosen up when i get alc in me, but i guess next week i will have to go not sober so i can get some action. *wink lol haha. anyways, we went back to dustin's after the club and drank and hung out it was way chill and so much fun, i was up till 5:30am and woke up at 10:30am the morning after. It was awesome. yay

Stardust, cheese fries, and a spikey lizard. . .

So I went to see Stardust last night with my friend Sairah, it's my fourth time seeing it lol. haha. oh god, but its a great movie, so cute, it's a definate buy once it comes out to dvd. So sairah lives in orem, i was under the impression she lived in provo. Apparently not, lol, they tried giving me directions to her place and the told me to get off on an exit that didn't exist lol. it was terrible, i drove all the way hell out to spanish fork, before i turned around because i knew i had passed it. Then i got directions to get off on the center street exit, so i did, The sign said "Center st. Provo EB" so i assumed that it was the right one. i was told to go to 8th east and 8th north so i did. and there was no fucking 8th north steet on 8th east only an 820north. ahhh there was no Harmon's in site, and that was were i was supposed to meet Sairah at. So after consulting with Sairah on the phone, we decided i must not be in the right city. So i drove to taco bell and got directions to the freeway i got on and went north and found the correct "Center Street" exit. After that i was able to find my way to Harmons and meet up with Sairah! ! After a girlish scream and running up to each other and hugging, we went to her place and tried to find if Hairspray was playing at the dollar theater. Turns out it wasnt'. So we decided on seeing Stardust instead. We drove over to the theater and bought our tickets then headed over to Training Table and ate sandwiches and cheese fries. oh so good, i never eat all my sandwich. The restaraunt was as busy as I've ever seen one before, i was surprised. After eating I had the smart idea to head over to the arcade at the mall and sneak in a quick game of DDR SUPERNOVA on a full stomach of food. NOT a good idea, my stomach felt like shit the rest of the time at the mall, but we played games and won the jackpot on Deal or No Deal lol on my first time playing, haha, it was great. Then we cashed in our virtual tickets and got cute candy and toys. I got a Hello Kitty candy thing, mentos and a chinese finger trap. lol haha. Then we went and saw the movie Stardust, and it was awesome everyone loved it! ! Sairah especially, after the movie got out I drove her back home, and i dowloaded her a torrent program and started her downloading the movie Hairspray which she will absolutely love to death. and if not than that would be super sad.As for the lizard i mentioned in the title, Sairah has a spikey lizard from the desert named Cosmo, so cute and not hurtful to touch at all, lol. haha. it was way cute! ! well thats all for my long ass story. haha remember to subscribe to my blog. haha.

80's night disappoinment

So I went to 80's night tonight with all my friends and such. It was pretty fun. But I was really tired so I wasn't really feeling it very much. There was this really hot guy there wearing a blue bandana and black shirt with rainbow colors on it, i think it was this one guy i know but I can't be completely sure. If its the guy i think it is then I already made out with him, but I can't be sure lol. haha, I wanted to go up to him and talk to him but i was too scared to. I'm alot more shy when i'm sober, its not fun. But anyways, i guess being a whore when i'm drunk isn't much better lol. Thats all I have to say. night

Drunky Blog Post ha ha ha

I bit kim's boob when she smashed her breasts in my face. Butt that was a couple nights ago so forgive him. My neck hurts so bad. Oh god i'm so drunk. Everyone is leaving because they are lame asses lol ha ha. I'm so glad i don't drink and drive. I love how responsible i am even though i'm messed up by the alcohol. Love you all even kim. She is the most denial drunk ever i ever met

My Pet Snow Crab

So I met my pet Snow Crab Ted at Mcgrath's Fish House today. I feel bad, I ordered him along with a steak, they only gave me half of him. Thats why his name is Ted. His real name is Teddy, i only had half of him, I don't know where his other half Dy went but oh well. He was delicious, omg so amazing. I want to go back soon and have another snow crab. *mouth waters*. . . yummy

Halloween Aftermath

Ahh, so halloween, was hella fun! ! ! omg, so we threw a hotel party at Super Motel 8, in a deluxe suite. We invited a ton of people over, we had alcohol, and hooka, and ton's of sexxy sexxy people, (ryan included ;) ). We asked for a room on the bottom floor, away from everyone else, i would have felt bad for the neighbors if we actually had any. There was big ass tub/jacuzzi right next to the bed. anyways, Mckel cussed out the drive thru guy at Mcdonalds. we went back to the apartment to find out that we bitched him out for no reason, lol. haha, no more to say.